First of all, I apologize for the poor quality.. but this footage was incredibly difficult to get....... however after years of journalistic effort, at great risk to my own life I was finally able to infiltrate far enough into the Cult to get a few fleeting shots of one of the most secretive and dangerous of all tomato related rituals.
At last I was able to prove my suspicions.
At midnight on All Hallows Eve, with the other lower ranking evil condiments in attendance, the Supreme Leader laughs chillingly as he prepares the unspeakable sacrifices that will transform the next batch of helpless victims, apparently bound and silenced with black tape of some sort, into tomorrow's savory ketchup.
I'm pretty certain the evil condiments also used tape to make their evil cult hats, and also their pet spider is hanging by a piece of tape.
Helpless victims from my own garden!
Ahh, someday I'll get a Pulitzer for this! But in the meantime its an entry for the Randomtastic Halloween contest, directions given here: ^^ requirements: ketchup bottle, fruit, (tomatoes are fruit!!!!)
and tape ^^ [link]