Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
TOMATO SATANIC RITUALS by baby-snakes TOMATO SATANIC RITUALS by baby-snakes
First of all, I apologize for the poor quality.. but this footage was incredibly difficult to get....... however after years of journalistic effort, at great risk to my own life I was finally able to infiltrate far enough into the Cult to get a few fleeting shots of one of the most secretive and dangerous of all tomato related rituals.

At last I was able to prove my suspicions.

At midnight on All Hallows Eve, with the other lower ranking evil condiments in attendance, the Supreme Leader laughs chillingly as he prepares the unspeakable sacrifices that will transform the next batch of helpless victims, apparently bound and silenced with black tape of some sort, into tomorrow's savory ketchup.


I'm pretty certain the evil condiments also used tape to make their evil cult hats, and also their pet spider is hanging by a piece of tape.


Helpless victims from my own garden! :lol:


Ahh, someday I'll get a Pulitzer for this! But in the meantime its an entry for the Randomtastic Halloween contest, directions given here: ^^ requirements: ketchup bottle, fruit, (tomatoes are fruit!!!!) and tape ^^ [link]



:iconghostsplz::iconghostsplz::iconghostsplz::iconghostsplz::iconghostsplz::iconghostsplz:
:pumpkin::iconmysteryplz::iconmystery2plz::pumpkin:
Add a Comment:
 
:iconwiredwullff:
wiredwullff Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
Damn that's great still life in real life composing or whatever you call it-I bet stagecraft helped. This is impressive -usually still life bores me or is interesting but poorly composed without much thought which hides behind the idea "well it's supposed to look random or chaotic" to hide. Those ideas are ok to me if it works like Jackson Pollack who was innovative but his work still had a sense of rythem (?SPELLING) and flow and power-not just tossed paint. it ended up too with a consistent texture you would not get if you just tossed it-anyway Really nice , really cool, really well done. I love all the fine touches.
Reply
:iconnagneto:
Nagneto Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL! This made my day.
Reply
:iconmaru-sha:
Maru-sha Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Professional General Artist
:dance: haha ^^ :giggle:
Reply
:iconpetrova:
petrova Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Hobbyist
You are featured here [link]
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
:glomp: thanks so much :giggle:
Reply
:iconpetrova:
petrova Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Hobbyist
I really like this piece, super cute and imaginative!
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
thanks a lot :tighthug: I had a lot of fun making it. :^^ :giggle:
Reply
:iconpetrova:
petrova Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010  Hobbyist
:glomp:
Reply
:iconjoeyjo:
joeyjo Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Those are some freaky tomatoes :P
The evil dark ambiance is perfectly captured here!
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009  Professional General Artist
haha - thanks so much :^^ :lmao: I appreciate that.
Reply
:iconjoeyjo:
joeyjo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome :) I wonder about those condiments at times ;p
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
:iconeagerpee:OMG this is now available as a print!!!!:heart::heart::heart::happycry:

:hug:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009  Professional General Artist
:flirty: haha -- dont buy it! >@@< // ;) :sprint:

:iconbabyeagerplz: :iconcuteeagerplz: :iconeagerblankplz: :iconspeczeagerplz: :iconeagerbeaverplz::iconpenguineagerplz::icongrineagerplz:
:iconhugmepenguinplz: :iconhovercat4plz: :iconifeelfluffyplz: :iconboogieonastickplz:
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
k,:flirty:

---
so i REALLLLL eagerpeelove eager baby!:iconbabyeagerplz:
eager beaver:iconeagerbeaverplz:
eager stare!!:iconeagerblankplz:
& eager grin!!:icongrineagerplz:

so i give you:
:iconepicbadge1plz::iconepicbadge2plz:
for sharing eagers w/me that make me smile:hug:
x0x0
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Professional General Artist
:iconhightonight: im so happy!!!! :iconhightonight: :glomp::tighthug:
:iconsupereagerplz::eager::icontinyeagerplz: <-- this happy! ;)

:iconla-santaplz: :iconawesomesaucesignplz:
Reply
:iconvonderwall:
vonderwall Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
:giggle: lovely!!
Reply
:iconamayabloodmoon:
AmayaBloodmoon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
This is awesome! The thought and detail - and the lighting quality just rocks. <3

As a comment, my family has that same blue glass with the sun on it... xD
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009  Professional General Artist
haha! thank you so much ^^ I love that blue glass :lol: honest to god I put more thought and effort into this than any artwork I have done in a very long time :lmao: seriously and I was giggling like a maniac the entire time too. i set it up over three days, and moved it all around and did sketches, and took studies in all different lights, and set up lights that I held with one hand and tipped up pieces of paper with my foot to get diffused light at all different angles.... it was like a school project.. it was hilarious and I loved it. even if I didn't win. :lol: I learned a great deal about photography and laughed my ass off. and a lot of other people seemed to think it was funny. so it was worth it. :rofl: :glomp: :tighthug: hope you are well! :heart:
Reply
:iconamayabloodmoon:
AmayaBloodmoon Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009
I'm great, apart from feeling a little sick right now. xD I'm glad it was a good experience - and now there's a piece of genius around for us to see.
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009  Professional General Artist
aw :( is it the mold stuff again?.. .. im glad you enjoyed my try at journalism :tighthug: what else is happening?.. how goes the T ?? I hope your home is cozy and wonderful :heart::tighthug:
Reply
:iconamayabloodmoon:
AmayaBloodmoon Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
I really should write a new journal. ^^ -huggles-
Reply
:iconmyfairygodmother:
myfairygodmother Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
Never dull moment at your house...
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2009  Professional General Artist
i know it, the condiments are against me :fear: I wonder now what the larger ingredients are up to????? :fear::lmao:
Reply
:iconodbe:
Odbe Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
:rofl: THAT... IS.... HILARIOUS!
Oh you are brilliant :XD:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
yay :D thanks so much :laughing: im really loving that its making people laugh so much ^^ it was totally worth it for that ^^ makes me very happy :hug:
Reply
:iconsaniakob:
SanIakob Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
:clap: very original!
and funny :rofl:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009  Professional General Artist
:glomp: aww ^^^^ thank you :hug: :boogie: the funniest thing about it is this has been my most popular deviation in months......... :giggle: im not kidding either...// :giggle:
Reply
:iconsaniakob:
SanIakob Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
You will win! :hug:
Reply
:iconhuskadoo:
Huskadoo Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
Ha! You are Brilliant! :lmao:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009  Professional General Artist
omg thanks so much :rofl: im glad you enjoyed my journalistic efforts :lol: ^^ thanks for the fav too :hug: :giggle:
Reply
:iconhuskadoo:
Huskadoo Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
You are so very very welcome!!!! :hug:
I absolutely adore faux journalistic type things, and this one made my day :D
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009  Professional General Artist
haha! faux?? ;) I risked my very soul for this footage :lol: :lmao: im glad you liked it ^^ :D :hug:
Reply
:iconhuskadoo:
Huskadoo Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
^_^ love it dahling love it ;)
Reply
:icontaransa:
taransa Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This is so super amazing awesome!

I am awed by your creative prowess :worship:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Professional General Artist
haha thats so kind! I loved yours too.. Dr Gingostien :rofl: he lost his license :no: :lmao: but still delicious as tea! :aww::lmao:
Reply
:icontaransa:
taransa Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you :D

And yes, he is delicious as tea ;)
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
OMG!!!:blowkiss: This is soooo way better then i even imagined it could possibly be!! Were you pissing yourself w/laughter while you wrote the piece??!:lmao:
I don't even know what my fav part it, the capers:drool:, the cute but surely tasty cherry tomatoes what is their part in all of this??, wash me, or all of the authentic trinkets that lend themselves so wonderfully to this!:clap:, the candlelight is so perfect:faint:. It might just be the sacrificial slab:thumbsup:. From everything i see here i would say it was well worth all of the time you put into it!:nod:
I'm so glad you did this, i want to just keep looking at it. :eager:So great!!:excited:
If this doesn't deserve a plushy, i'd like to see what does:threaten:hahah

Again, Happy Halloween to you.
x0x0:tighthug:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Professional General Artist
I'm so glad you like it :glomp: the little tomatoes are the waiting victims... // the capers.. I don't know what their problem is! they have a terrible attitude!! @@ I think with the "wash me" the tomatoes were trying to write "help me" but tomatoes can't spell too well :lol::lmao: I had the most fun ever making it.. seroiusly. It was a pain but super fun. SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW KETCHUP IS MADE!!!!!!!!!!! SHIVER IN FEEEAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! :iconshakealienplz::evillaugh::evillaugh::glomp::glomp::tighthug::tighthug:
:hug: happy halloween Tracy :hug:
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
:tears:"waiting victims" but they are to tiny to victim.

Yes, i have heard that they don't spell so well, to bad about that.

That is how ketchup is made??:omg: Great, one more thing i can't eat:ohmygod:. How about Catsup?:slow::giggle:

1st eager pee & now shaking alien, AWESOMENESS ABOUNDS!!:w00t:

:icontherealshelob:Me loves this
:heart:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Professional General Artist
don't worry I rescued them and released them to the wild ;) :petting:
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
:phew::w00t::clap::giggle:

-------------
I have a question for you. Now there is a person who would like an image pack of one of my pattern sets [link] I guess i am to upload a folder containing PNG's of the images, now here is the prob. It seems i don't have those JPEG's i made for the patterns anymore, the patterns are seamless, so they were just a small part, you know, because it just tiled together. Now from past experience i know it is very difficult to make a tileable square or whatever from just putting some pattern on it, i hope you understand that cause it sounds confusing even to me , so i'm not going to mess w/that. My question is: Do you think it will be usable prob in GIMP or some other program i have never used if i just made a big square for each of the patterns & filled it w/a pattern??; mind you they will not be tileable this way. Or do you have any suggestions.
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Professional General Artist
good lord.. I will make this easy.. I have NO FREEKING IDEA! I know what you mean about tiling.. but.. I just don't know. // I will try to think about it and note you ok :tighthug:
Reply
:icontherealshelob:
therealShelob Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
hahaha, o.k. thanks.
I personally just kinda would think that a non tileable thing wouldn't be of much use, but who knows.

:heart:
Reply
:icongassyoldman:
gassyoldman Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
Hahaha Great picture. Klu Klux Ketchup, or saucey spooks? The whole picture has a classic painting quality like a dutch master. I specially like the little still life of tomatoes and shiny things in the lower right. Good luck in the contest :hug:
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Professional General Artist
:dance: :hug:
Reply
:icongassyoldman:
gassyoldman Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
Well now.... I've been looking at the other entries, and while some are a bit amusing and one or two is well executed..... YOURS IS MY FAVE FOR THE WIN!!!

Only yours and one other made me laugh.

Bill :love: :cuddle:
Reply
:iconsteelkunin:
SteelKunin Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Reply
:iconbaby-snakes:
baby-snakes Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Professional General Artist
thanks so much I appreciate that :aww::hug:
Reply
:iconsteelkunin:
SteelKunin Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem, this set up was not only ingenius ... but one hell of a gutbuster!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×
  • Photo
Download JPG 1296 × 988




Details

Submitted on
October 31, 2009
Image Size
892 KB
Resolution
1296×988
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
4,876
Favourites
23 (who?)
Comments
61
Downloads
6,749

Camera Data

Make
Panasonic
Model
DMC-LS70
Shutter Speed
10/40 second
Aperture
F/2.8
Focal Length
6 mm
ISO Speed
400
Date Taken
Oct 30, 2009, 7:42:52 PM
×